FaDunk

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:17:46 GMT

i am smitten♥

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:53:04 GMT

I HAVE COMPLETED DRIVERSED.COM

and that was my update for today.

by far the weirdest experience of my life.

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:32:41 GMT

so i go to the bathroom a lot because i drink a lot of tea here at work
and the bathroom floor is like this black shiny kind of stone, i'm not sure which kind specifically. anyway, so today i was just peeing and whatever, and sometimes you can see the reflection of a person on the stone because its so .... reflective. anyway, so i'm peeing and i see this like reflection of a body on the floor. and i think..."well that's strange"

and then i realize

that she is

completely naked.

so i stopped peeing.
and became afraid.
and i ran out.

she sat on the toilet and read a newspaper.

wuhddafuhgk.

rararara

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:44:15 GMT

i have begun driversed.com
i am God.

i just don't think it's fair that marken get's to threaten the streets and i don't, thus i have "jumped on that shit".

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:22:24 GMT

wwIII.
the time has come, the end is nearing. we've reached a point where there's nothing we can physically do to avoid it anymore. technology is reaching it's peak, and in the end we are all just creating things to destroy ourselves. it's like on 24 when you watch those terrorists and they have devices that are so exquisite that even machines can't detect their presence. it's kind of like when someone creates a vaccine for the flu or something, the more common the vaccine becomes, the stronger the bacteria becomes & more abstract to overpower the vaccine. i hate being here in china and worrying about what's going to happen next in the U.S. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well...
at least.......................
erf.

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:39:53 GMT

so i meant to post this a while ago--
i read this on one of the little instruction things in a taxi cab here in china:

Passengers are not allowed to smoke spit or to dump in taxis. Psychos or drunkards without guardians are prohibited to take taxi.

joe hale is the only person that reads this on a religious basis.

11:53 AM.

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:52:32 GMT

LUNCH
in seven
whole
entire
minutes.

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:05:40 GMT

my cubicle mate is listening to James Blunt-you're beautiful

nostalgic, yes?

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:05:43 GMT

it's six oh muh-fuggn three and i am still at work.
and it's not even work
i spend my day being someone's bitch
re-typing their entire contacts list in their blackberry onto the computer
that was about maybe 400 contacts? that was so fun! tEhEhEhhe
fuck.
me.
in.
the.
shit.

at least tomorrow's saturday.

so.

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:27:00 GMT

nobody reads this.
i don't know why i'm writing. but i guess i'm just starved for some internet contact. i am currently typing from work. your typical 9 to 5 except 9 to 6.
PAINFUL
oh by the way, i'm in china.
anywho, it's boring as hell, i knew it would be, but i guess it's only the first day so i should give it a chance right? ..yea
i'm writing from this person's laptop, i haven't met this person yet but she's supposed to come monday? anywho--
myspace doesn't work on here
why do i care?
because no one has a friggin livejournal so how am i gona talk to people if people don't even know i'm communicating with them!
i have to pee.
well, if you're reading this, i guess it'd be nice if you replied.
hopefully my internet will be working by the time i get to my hotel/service apt. so i can Tom-it.
get it?
myspace/tom - it.
yea.
well.
blarg
i'm going to pee now.

UPDATE

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:00:31 GMT

oh, it's you again.

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:55:19 GMT

COME WATCH URINETOWN!!!
MARCH 16-26
*ask me about specific times&stuff.

winter formal

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:16:28 GMT

YAY!

asldkjasdk sex hair.
========================================
Anya's.

haha mona's face. :] i ruv you.

gahhhhhhhhhhhhh k im done.
naomi where are you...?

mark<3's alyssa.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:48:34 GMT

Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:38:23 PM): do u think me n' alyssa r equaly good looking? relatively speaking
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:38:29 PM): ...
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:38:39 PM): FOR REAL
BAYB3e DiMPLEs (6:38:42 PM): why do you ask me these strange questions
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:38:53 PM): iunno cuz i feel you know the answer
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:39:20 PM): and you're the only person i can ask these things to without the person thinking i'ma whacko
BAYB3e DiMPLEs (6:39:28 PM): cus im a freak
BAYB3e DiMPLEs (6:39:29 PM): yea okay
BAYB3e DiMPLEs (6:39:29 PM): lOLL
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:39:33 PM): lol pretty much
BAYB3e DiMPLEs (6:39:48 PM): u guys are equaly good looking
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:39:59 PM): reeaaallllyyyyy????
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:40:03 PM): :-D
Kram13e12yJu1c3 (6:41:27 PM): THANKS!
Kram13e12yJu1c3 is away at 6:41:36 PM.

yea, okay alyssa, get rid of him? yea? k thx

VIVIAN THROWS A SEXY PARTY CON MUCHOS ASIAN-Os

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:22:45 GMT

strawberry seduction har har har har we have no lifeeeeeeeee!!!

CHELSTEPH ♥

what happens in the back corner, stays in the back corner.

he's singing "i smell PUSSAYYYYYYYYYy, that is you, kara."

jill wants me.

ONE somewhat normal picture.

i love _____&_____.

i was born from the clavical of kara's elbow.

el fine

pictures from nyc soon :]

p.s.
for more pictures of a freaky deaky viveeky
http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2115181799&mode=guest

hoe hoe hoe.

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:22:28 GMT

christmas
shopping
soon
at
costco
perhaps =]
naomi
are you having fun
reading this?
i love you
all i want for christmas
is
you
naomi♥.

chelsi&ally's swt 16 ; freaky deaky on the dance flo'

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 06:19:22 GMT

so
we got kinda freaky
just a witto.

they're hot

the one's on the left are most definitley, mine.

whore house&mackdaddy.

kinda beautiful. and kinda asian.

we have obsessions with boobs

birthday woman

&some groupy love♥

i guess you could say it was kind of a fun night.

hchchchc.

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:53:49 GMT

why am i such a looser?
edittttt

and that my friends, is how you make kids.

♥

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:33:18 GMT

so i was getting jiggy with it
cus that's what i do
and uhm i got a little do jiggy i guess?
cus i ripped my pants
not just a tiny one
but the biggest hole Jesus has ever witnessed
revealing
my humps. my humps my humps my humps.

& you think i was exaggeratinghah.

p0nder1zat10n.

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:37:28 GMT

so you guys wanted me to update.
ta-da

beacuse somewhere along the line, we all loose our innocence

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:06:50 GMT

i'm kinda lazy but, since i love you...
los fotos de europe

yeah i got kind of bored at the airport

i don't know them, but i was bored at the airport...it makes me sad :(

babies are cute (:

"big ben"

check out the huge bird in the picture

new friends are fun :]

we're famous

and the hulk wants me.
all done for now (:

AHHHHHHHHHHH THE BIATCH<3

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 06:23:26 GMT

i love manhattan
i love summer
i love these kiddos

check out skotties boobies!

look at scotts face

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no words

nipplean dynamite&&elefante<3

they're all niec and shiny and white becasuse i brushed his teeth<3

i took 50 more pictures and then
my camera broke
yeah cus i tripped kinda when i jumped in the water
gg.

pictures from europe later

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 15:32:51 GMT

F*ck.

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 20:39:42 GMT

Home from Europe.
Pictures Later.

Today is the day.

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:31:33 GMT

Hawaii is lucky.
Cus Jordan's going there. :(