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[Dec. 20th, 2006|11:53 pm] |
I HAVE COMPLETED DRIVERSED.COM
and that was my update for today. |
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| by far the weirdest experience of my life. |
[Aug. 16th, 2006|08:59 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | wizzerk. | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  nautious. | ] |
so i go to the bathroom a lot because i drink a lot of tea here at work
and the bathroom floor is like this black shiny kind of stone, i'm not sure which kind specifically. anyway, so today i was just peeing and whatever, and sometimes you can see the reflection of a person on the stone because its so .... reflective. anyway, so i'm peeing and i see this like reflection of a body on the floor. and i think..."well that's strange"
and then i realize
that she is
completely naked.
so i stopped peeing.
and became afraid.
and i ran out.
she sat on the toilet and read a newspaper.
wuhddafuhgk. |
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| rararara |
[Aug. 13th, 2006|10:42 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  eeeeeeeager. | ] |
i have begun driversed.com
i am God.
i just don't think it's fair that marken get's to threaten the streets and i don't, thus i have "jumped on that shit". |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 10th, 2006|07:10 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sad | ] |
wwIII.
the time has come, the end is nearing. we've reached a point where there's nothing we can physically do to avoid it anymore. technology is reaching it's peak, and in the end we are all just creating things to destroy ourselves. it's like on 24 when you watch those terrorists and they have devices that are so exquisite that even machines can't detect their presence. it's kind of like when someone creates a vaccine for the flu or something, the more common the vaccine becomes, the stronger the bacteria becomes & more abstract to overpower the vaccine. i hate being here in china and worrying about what's going to happen next in the U.S. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well...
at least.......................
erf. |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|08:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | lonely | ] |
so i meant to post this a while ago--
i read this on one of the little instruction things in a taxi cab here in china:
Passengers are not allowed to smoke spit or to dump in taxis. Psychos or drunkards without guardians are prohibited to take taxi.
joe hale is the only person that reads this on a religious basis. |
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| 11:53 AM. |
[Aug. 6th, 2006|08:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  starving. | ] |
LUNCH
in seven
whole
entire
minutes. |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 6th, 2006|02:06 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  curious | ] |
my cubicle mate is listening to James Blunt-you're beautiful
nostalgic, yes? |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 4th, 2006|06:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  aggravated | ] |
it's six oh muh-fuggn three and i am still at work.
and it's not even work
i spend my day being someone's bitch
re-typing their entire contacts list in their blackberry onto the computer
that was about maybe 400 contacts? that was so fun! tEhEhEhhe
fuck.
me.
in.
the.
shit.
at least tomorrow's saturday. |
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| so. |
[Aug. 3rd, 2006|01:23 pm] |
nobody reads this.
i don't know why i'm writing. but i guess i'm just starved for some internet contact. i am currently typing from work. your typical 9 to 5 except 9 to 6.
PAINFUL
oh by the way, i'm in china.
anywho, it's boring as hell, i knew it would be, but i guess it's only the first day so i should give it a chance right? ..yea
i'm writing from this person's laptop, i haven't met this person yet but she's supposed to come monday? anywho--
myspace doesn't work on here
why do i care?
because no one has a friggin livejournal so how am i gona talk to people if people don't even know i'm communicating with them!
i have to pee.
well, if you're reading this, i guess it'd be nice if you replied.
hopefully my internet will be working by the time i get to my hotel/service apt. so i can Tom-it.
get it?
myspace/tom - it.
yea.
well.
blarg
i'm going to pee now. |
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